Why the fap have i just recieved a message from a family member on facebook chat that mentions me being a ‘man whore’. WHO TOLD WHY IS THIS HAPPENING WHYY. ALSO I AM NOT A PARTICULARLY PROMISCUOUS MALE
I’ve got a whole cake from Tesco, a cup of tea and a whole lot of Game of Thrones to catch up on. Tonight could get crazy.
I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart’s affections, and the...– John Keats (via allmybadintentions)
inhalers: tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with